Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize
