Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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