Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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