He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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