You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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