whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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