forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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