Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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