woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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