hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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