Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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