the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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