i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
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so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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