Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
