Plan B is the new Plan A
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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