I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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