If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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