A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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