You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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