nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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