does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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