Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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