Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
he's single and there are thong briefs.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
