can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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