Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
