fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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