my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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