Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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