why didn't you poke me back
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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