It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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