I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
So apparently I’m into choking now
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