And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
