I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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