I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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