i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Randomize
