I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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