I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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