so that wasnt chicken after all
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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