Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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