This dress was meant to end up on your floor
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
smell my finger.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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