If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I wish I could punch you in the face.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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