Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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