didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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