I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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