So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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