Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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