Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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