suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
How external is "for external use only"?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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