It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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