seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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