I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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