so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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