All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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