You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
ttyl tear gas
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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