i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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