I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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