i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Randomize
